Attending ITI was a rather costly
investment. Cash is at a premium, and my cardboard box gets very drafty at night, so I
struck upon a great "get rich scheme." Simply leave me your credit card number
in the box below. I will use your number to purchase various luxury items which will
provide me with that false sense of fulfillment that is the cornerstone of capitalism. In
return for maxing out your credit card, I will put you in my will, and upon my death you
will receive the cash value of what I spent on your card. I know what you're thinking,
"Hey, it's a win-win situation!" Yeah you're right!
